Tumbleweed

The other day I choked on tea while driving because someone made me laugh and tea came out of my nose. I had to stop the car on the side of the road because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe/see--not to mention there was tea all over the place and I looked like I peed my pants. What she said wasn't even that funny, it was the fact that tea came out of my nose that made me laugh even harder. We were sitting there cracking up for about 30 minutes. TV show status. This is the second time anything has ever come out of my nose like this... the first time was in Elementary school at my friend's house because she made me laugh, but  it was a piece of lettuce. I remember being very miserable because it wouldn't come out. Alright, no one needs to know this, I'll leave it at that.

I hope you guys understand the last one. How is tomorrow Monday? WHY.