Sanity

"Caffeine is the most widely consumed stimulant in the world. Americans consume an average of ~200mg/day."  Oh please, I consume enough for ten people. I drink enough caffeine to rule the world and then some. 200mg is a little less than the size of a standard pill in case any of you were wondering and one cup of coffee has about 80mg of caffeine--depending on the roast, of course.

My friend eats a lot of cabbage and I came across this slide as I was studying, so I decided to send this to her. I forgot that she's not a science major. Her response was epic, so I thought I would show you guys. I was sitting in the med school library trying to be classy and studious, but ended up laughing like a maniac because of this.

Too many toxins to remember... I'm so lazy... I want to go buy blowfish ovaries at Safeway and poison myself with tetrodotoxin before the midterm, but it's not like they sell any. If only my ovaries were toxic... I don't even know what I'm saying anymore, please ignore me. Good grief.