Salem

If I don't want to live past 50 I don't understand why I keep doing things that will prolong my life. I need to stop exercising, but that's also difficult because I don't want to become a tub of lard. If I'm not planning on living for that many more years then I should be sexy for the few years I have left, right? Something like that. Also, I should start smoking, but I don't like the smell of cigarettes. I should probably also start binge drinking, but my body and alcohol do not do well together. The plan is not to induce sudden death, I want it to happen naturally. During my funeral I want people to laugh. I spend most of my life trying to make people laugh, so I think it's fitting. I told my friend to roast me, but she said that it wouldn't be a roast if I was dead it would just be rude and insulting. Anyway, this is difficult. There aren't many things that I like doing that are dangerous. I don't think it's possible to play so much guitar and piano that it'll shave a year off of my life. What I need to do is get into something like rock climbing or skydiving. To tell you the truth I want to die while I'm talking to my friend on the phone or just something that I do and enjoy doing on a daily basis. I want to be laughing and happy when suddenly a meteor falls out of the sky and crushes me to death. It happens.

I'm going to cover this if I have time this weekend. He's really improving! I've been watching his videos since he was 9 I think (he's 16 now)? In a NON-creepy pedophile way, of course.