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"I don't understand you... Why do you do it if you don't want to"
You always make more sense than me. Always. Why do I?
I've made a decision.
I refuse to do it anymore. I'm going to say NO.
I'm not going to contact people because I think we should keep in touch.
I'm not going to hang out with people because they want to hang out with me.
I'm not going to do things because I think it's the right thing to do.

From now on, I'm only going to do what I want to do. I think the greatest contributor to my misery is always being concerned about what other people want and this might seem really stupid because it should be intuitive, but I realized that if people are always putting themselves first why can't I do the same? I don't know why this is so difficult for me (I'm obviously an alien mutation). Making yourself first priority isn't a bad thing, it just makes humans human. The goal here was never to be Mother Teresa anyway. This is my resolve and the beginning to my pursuit of happiness--not the movie because you spell that with a "y." If you realize that I'm starting to deviate from this path, punch me in the face.

Oh my gosh... my aunt and the following conversation:

"What is XOXO?!"
"Haha, what? Why are you asking me this?"
"I ordered something online and their confirmation email said XOXO!"
"It means hugs and kisses..."
"What? I don't get it. Okay, well I was worried because I thought it was alcohol or the sauce..."

HAHA. Too funny. XO sauce is incredibly expensive for no reason. A bottle the size of three fingers is between 12-15 dollars and it doesn't even taste that great. For that kind of money there better be edible gold flakes accompanied with a male stripper in the box.