"I'm always wearing jeans how do you even know what my legs look like"
"No, I know, I just know. Besides I've seen you play tennis"
What the freak. -_- Creeper. Are all of my friends this weird? Am I that weird? Actually I'm probably weirder.
Aunt: "Did you know that if you rub banana peel on your face it shrinks your moles?"
J: "...are you sure that works that sounds pretty questionable to me..."
Aunt: *no answer*
J: "...Hmm?" I turn around and see my aunt vigorously rubbing a banana peel on her face.
This is definitely where I get it from. -_-
My house is deserted. I was thinking filet mignon. If you want some go to Safeway, buy a steak, text me/call me, and come over. Also, I really want to make Lamingtons, but I don't know if anyone likes eating them. They're so easy though. My goal is to finish all of the sugar and flour in my house before I have to move.
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