Chipotle

You know what I realized recently? You can tell a lot about people based on what they order when they go to Chipotle.

Rice - you put rice on if you're normal... I'm not normal

Beans - increased protein? increased bowel movement? (no judgement)

Fajita vegetables - trying to be healthier, but failing because they either pan-fry or saute which both require a bunch of oil

Barbacoa - trying to cut calories or you'd get the steak

Chicken - either 1. you're poor and you want the cheapest protein or 2. you like chicken ...I think for me it's a bit of both.

Steak - the high rollers: these people are willing to pay $$ for extra deliciousness

Guacamole - GET IT. JUST DO IT. Chipotle guacamole is so good. wow wow wow.

I left out the salsas, cheese, lettuce, and sour cream on purpose mainly because I don't think those say much about people. It's definitely all about the meat.

I HATE it when you get servers that are stingy with the food. One time this girl put three kernels of corn in my burrito bowl, so I asked her to put in more. The idiot puts in three more kernels. -_-