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So they want me to speak at the “求醫檢師全聯會控名嘴，開記者會澄清” event. When I got the email I thought it must have been a mistake because 1. what the heck do I know about that and 2. I'm not even in Taiwan. Anyway, that was ridiculous.

I think I failed. Oh, I'll tell you guys something that made me laugh though.

This morning I was going to the exam room and I saw someone on the way. I told her I thought I was going to fail and she said this:

X: Oh my gosh, you're not going to fail, you always say that and then set the curve or something. It's not fair you have everything, brains, looks, and money.

I kind of stood there confused for a moment because I didn't know if she was still talking about me. Joanna and looks are never found in the same sentence unless it's commentary about the extent of my ugliness. So I responded with this...

J: CLEARLY you need to get your eyes checked. I don't know what you're seeing, but I don't see it for sure. As for money, I don't have any. I literally have 66 dollars in my account right now because I haven't gotten paid yet (I haven't gotten paid from research OR school... I'm SO broke). And the only reason why I get paid is for my brain, which isn't even that great, which is why I'm going to fail.

That was funny though. She was probably kidding, anyways. I've realized that I've never had any of my friend-friends say stuff like that about me, you know, the whole "oh my gosh, you're so gorgeous, over compliment etc. etc." thing. Why? Hm... I don't know probably because usually when people talk like that they're being fake and there's never a need to do that between my friends and I. I really prefer it be this way. What's the point in people telling you you're attractive if you look like an ugly potato. It's funny because when those people are called beautiful, some actually start believing they are and they get arrogant. Ugly potatoes need to know their place and hide their faces in a potato sack. I'm just kidding. But if you're going to be ugly or fat you have you be nice. If you're ugly AND fat then you have to be nice AND funny. It's simple. Compensate for what you lack. I'M ONLY KIDDING! Don't have a cow!

By the way, I GOT ANOTHER RESEARCH POSITION. YEAH BRO! He explained it as such: Tissue synthesis and muscular dystrophy. It starts with tissue synthesis from samples of human mutants then of course the usual PCR amplification pipette + gels + petri dishes blah blah... BUT THEN it goes on to testing which isn't only limited to mice, but primates?! Ahh! So cool. Just sayin... as usual.

I like this. :)