Foxy

I don't know what's wrong with me because I keep thinking that every photo of any celebrity I see is Megan Fox. Maybe it's because she's on the news so much lately due to the whole Facebook photo scandal or whatever it is. Quite frankly I don't really care. I think celebrities can get boob jobs, nose jobs, whatever they want, since they can afford it. Regular people get it too, it's just that they're not scrutinized for it because no one knows they exist. I mean, if you want to look like a sagging bag of plastic when you're an old lady that's really up to you.

I burned my hand twice on my toaster oven because I thought I could pull out my toast without pulling out the rack. Smart move Joanna, smart move. The fact that I also cut my finger opening yogurt will remain unmentioned...