Opening a bag of chips - you expect the bag to be full, but in reality it's only 20% full
Packages - you wait forever for it to arrive and when it arrives it's not even that great
Weather - you look outside the window and see a bright, sunny day only to walk out and freeze your butt off wishing you put on that extra jacket
Radio - you turn it on hoping for a good song, but the only thing that plays is crap rap or some song that's overplayed
Laundry - you walk to the laundry room with your basket thinking that your clothes are dry, only to find out that they're still wet and you need to spend another dollar
Teachers - you hope for a great teacher and you walk into the room and sit down... your teacher starts speaking in a thick accent that you can't understand
Cereal box prizes - the advertisement on the box makes the toy/prize look so cool, but when you actually take it out of the box it ends up being a cheap piece of plastic (this applies to 乖乖 too... I don't know if anyone else ate that, but their prizes were always disappointing. Especially if they got lazy and just threw in a tattoo of that ugly pirate or whatever he is)
I guess those are just a few off the top of my head. Feel free to contribute and I'll edit this post.
Man, it smells like our house is burning down again. I wonder who's "cooking" -_-;
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