Tears of pain

As of late, I started using myself as a test subject again. This time I tested out different types of mouth wash. After going to the dentist, he told me to use ACT. I've never heard of that brand before and being the skeptical person I am, I decided to try out other types of mouth wash first. I bought Listerine total care (the purple one that people in commercials look so happy to use), this random orange Listerine, Scope, and of course I got ACT too because he said I should.

I used ACT first and it was surprisingly nice. It had no nasty aftertaste and no sting. Now I understand why he told me to use it. Never question the professionals. Scope is just scope. I'm pretty indifferent towards it. Now Listerine. I have a bone to pick with Listerine. My goodness. The orange Listerine had a strange after taste... actually it had a strange taste in general and I don't think I would ever use it again. However, the worst one was probably the Listerine total care. I mean, I'm sure it works but #1 it had a strange taste--sort of like an overpowering mint flavor--where they took all of the mints on the face of the Earth and crammed it into the little bottle of mouth wash and #2 it hurt; it really hurt I was trying to rinse it in my mouth but I was unable to do so. As my tongue became numb, drool started coming out of my mouth and tears welled up in my eyes (kind of like when you burn your tongue on soup except this was all over). Too much info? Sorry, but I speak the truth.

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