Put it on

The scores for chemistry are up already. Actually, they were up last night which completely caught me off guard when I clicked on grade book to see if the lab scores were up yet. Instead of my lab score, the first thing I saw was the midterm score. Needless to say, I screamed. But it was a good sort of scream.

Today is such a nice day! All of you guys should go outside and dance around naked. I'll stay inside and watch because no one wants to see me naked. Yes, it's so nice out that even Joanna, the antisocial bat, has left the cave. More than once, mind you (fully clothed of course).

While Spring is my favorite season and I'm loving the current weather, I am a bit apprehensive about this time of year. You see, as the weather becomes increasingly warmer certain girls decide that it's okay to wear fewer and fewer articles of clothing. I don't mean that they're going from sweatshirts to t-shirts, what I mean is that they're going from sweatshirts to these skimpy, pathetic excuses for "shirts" that look more like cut up bras with pieces of thin fabric here and there. And that's if you're lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate they'll skip out on shirts all together and walk around outside in matching bra and panties from Victoria's Secret. On one hand it's understandable that if you have sexy abs like Jessica Alba it means that you've worked hard to maintain it, hence you should have the right to show it off (heck, if I looked like Jessica Alba I would just walk around naked everyday and all the time). However, if you don't, then for the love of God put some clothes on and cover that up.

Then of course we all know about the other end of the spectrum. Those girls that think that they're extremely skinny when in reality they're the polar opposite. Because they think that they're really twiggy, they tend to buy clothes that are too small for them. Way, way, way, too small. Trust me, no one wants to see that. I don't really understand why they do this, maybe it makes them feel better about themselves. I think that if I were really fat to that extent I would be ashamed of myself and I would wear trash bags or other forms of baggy clothing to hide myself from society until I lost weight. Someone should inform them about the truth of the matter. The truth being that buying smaller clothing sizes really isn't going to make them any skinnier. And really, it's not like anyone is going to go around asking you what size shirt you're wearing (well, they might if it's too small and their eyes are burning). Sorry, but unfortunately, it really just doesn't work that way. Don't get me wrong, it would be great if it did, but life can never be that easy because it sucks.

go sock-less & eat yogurt <3