Nom nom nom

Hmm, I'm not too sure how I feel about today mostly because it's Wednesday and it's raining. I guess we'll see how it goes as the day progresses because as of now, it's too early to tell. But today, out of all days, better be freaking amazing.

If you're reading this and you're hungry, then I apologize for what I'm about to do. Because this is what I want today: a giant tiramisu cake from either Paris Baguette or La Patisserie , Marie Callendar's strawberry glaze pie, fresh king snow crab legs from Red Lobster (about 15 of these should do, and 10 to go please), Mrs. Field's cookies (white chocolate macadamian nut of course), creme brulee, and to top it all off a male stripper in a cake. I'm obviously kidding about that last one, seeing if you guys are paying attention or not you know? Please do not send me a male stripper. I swear one of these days someone is going to misunderstand something that I write in here and something stupid will happen. Oh wait, it already did. Well something like that will probably happen again. Just saying as usual.

Have a good day on my behalf because I probably won't. How depressing.

eat cake & Happy birthday Song :) <3