Fat fridays

You know what? I'm offended. Really I am. I swear to you, my self confidence is already extremely low and now even my stupid computer is making fun of me. Oh sure you think that computers don't have brains of their own, but in reality I'm pretty sure they do. Why else would I receive ads for weight loss on the sidebar of specific internet sites? How demeaning. The majority of the world already constantly tells me that I'm fat do I need this? No. Colon cleanse and Acai berry weight loss treatment; lose 10-15 lbs in a week! Why can't I get pictures of naked people on my ads instead?

Well the worst part of all of this is that I fall for these stupid ads. You know, when they say "see how she did it" and then they put a giant yellow [click here] button that tries to lure you in. Hey, can you blame me? I want to see how she did it. And of course, she did it with drugs. People should just watch what they eat and exercise, that's the best way to lose weight. If you take a bunch of pills you're going to gain back the weight that you lost because it's not a change in lifestyle. It's merely a change in the amount of medication you decide to take. Then again what would I know, I'm not exactly the most credible person to be talking to about weight loss. You'd do better asking Jillian Michaels. I wish I could steal her abs.

I actually have something to look forward to this weekend. I'm so excited. It's going to be a rendition of my birthday. Actually it's just going to make up for the sorry excuse of a pathetic horrible depressing ridiculous birthday that I had on my real birthday. I'm going to eat real food too, and buy myself a cake. But most importantly I get to hang out with my homies. It doesn't mean a thing if there isn't anyone to celebrate with right? Right.

eat yogurt & play telephone <3