Thursday, April 1, 2010

Follow me

I'm so sad. I want to crawl up into a ball and just die for a while. The UC system has failed me once again. I waited outside the biology lab that I wait-listed for for an hour and a half and ended up not getting the class. Wonderful. Now I'm behind in both biology and chemistry. Thank you limited funding and budget cuts. You don't understand, I would have donated my lung to get into a bio class. Okay, no that's a lie; I'm lying, I wouldn't give away my lung I'm not crazy. However, I would donate a kidney or a portion of my liver to get into any class that I bloody want to get into for the duration of my college years because seriously, this is ridiculous. This is just freaking ridiculous. Woo. Deep breath. Rant over. I'm never going to complain about classes again. I have now fully accepted the fact that life sucks and I must deal. Alright, I'm over it.

I was thinking randomly the other day and I realized that I've almost gotten kidnapped twice in my life. The first time was at a church outing in which we went by a lake to fish. One man that was fishing saw me as I was roller blading and stopped me and asked me if I fished. I told him that my uncle taught be a long time ago and he asked me if I wanted to take some classes or join a tournament (something like that, I don't remember exactly because I think I was four or five). The man told me to follow him to his car so that he could give me a pamphlet. Being the stupid idiot I was, I followed him. Thankfully, one of the older guys at church saw the stranger leading me towards his car and called out to me. And here I am, not kidnapped.

The second instance was actually only a couple years ago (I know, this is ridiculous but I didn't think that the guy was trying to kidnap me at the time). I was waiting to cross the street to go to my friend's house and there was a blind man there. He asked me what time it was and I gave him the time. He then asked me if I could lead him to the side of Blockbuster and he grabbed my arm so I just led him to the side of Blockbuster. He then asked me if there were any people inside of Blockbuster. I didn't see any but this is when I realized that something suspicious was going on, so I lied and stated that there were around seven or eight people inside. He let go of me and walked away. That was really scary though (and I can't believe Grace's mom saw me, Grace called me five minutes after to see if I had been kidnapped... haha).

Lesson for the day: don't talk to strangers and be an idiot, like me (hey, at least I didn't take any candy from them, though if they had any I probably would have, being the fat kid I was [am] and all)

pick flowers & go April fools someone <3

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