Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Homogenize

People are so funny today. So I was trying to help my friend explore her housing options:
"How about there? That looks nice. Would you live there?"
"Joanna... that says University Retirement Community..."

"I don't understand why you go around dressed like it's Winter when it's clearly spring."
"What are you talking about, I wore a tank top yesterday!"
"Under like ten other layers!"

"Muscarin is found in mushrooms that are usually beautiful and radiant in color. Kind of like people--beautiful people are generally poisonous." I officially love toxicology.

I really haven't been able to sleep well recently. I'm not too sure what's going on, but it's kind of spiraling out of control. Recently, I've only been able to sleep every other day. I feel like my mind is constantly on for no reason. I'm going to try Melatonin. I'm not sure if it'll work or not. At least it's somewhat natural, but I'm still kind of scared. As usual, if I stop blogging you'll know that I'm probably dead on the floor somewhere, so call a coroner.

They should have hired me for this. I would have done a good job.

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