Helium

Have you ever watched a drama or movie where the main character is walking along the street and suddenly one of her high heels breaks? For some reason they show this happening at a higher frequency than it actually occurs. Therefore, guys probably think that every girl walking around in heels is going to need some knight in shining armor to carry her home because her heels are going to come off spontaneously. Creepers will then stalk girls in high heels to get a chance at being a hero. How misleading! The only way this happens is if you do something ridiculous... like rock climb in heels. I don't know why anyone would do that, but to each their own I guess. I have NEVER broken a heel before in my life. However, I have removed a heel tip tripping up the stairs (surprise, surprise), but that's totally repairable. There's really no need for a knight in shining armor, though I wouldn't complain if someone sent me one anyway.

Okay... I ate too much watermelon and my mental capacity is on a decline, so I'll end this here.