Skunk

I was supposed to get eaten by a mountain lion today, but I ended up drinking too much tea and I didn't want to leave the house because I was delusional. Maybe in the next few weeks. As it turns out I had to leave the house regardless because the only 'food' I had left was expired yogurt in the freezer and Sriracha sauce. Sad life.

I biked to Safeway. I know it doesn't make sense that I bike on the weekends and buy groceries, but it is what it is. I was at the checkout and I had forgotten a bag and the bagger lady (I'm sure there's a proper term for this) said, "Hey! Don't forget your um... uhh... giant grapefruit thing!" So cute.