Lament

If I die tomorrow I will regret everything I've done with my life. I have done nothing that I've wanted to do. I've accomplished nothing amazing. I have gone nowhere. Do you know how depressing this is? What if I get hit by a bus tomorrow (the way those student bus drivers drive this is highly likely)? What the fruit is my gravestone going to say? Joanna has done nothing with her life. Leave a flower to help her decompose. If you guys really do leave me a flower either leave Orchids or white roses. Whoever leaves me a sunflower... I'll haunt you in your sleep.

I think the only thing I don't regret is my collection of awesome friends. Especially 1-2, but we'll include 3 as well. I'm very grateful to have met these people. I don't believe in coincidence as most things happen for a reason.

1. The most amazing people I've ever met, talk to nearly everyday, share the same ideologies, and wouldn't mind being attached to by means of a vestigial organ  (2)
2. Awesome people that I often hang out and joke around with (25)
3. Okay people that I can stand to hang out with once in a while without stabbing myself (50)
4. People that I would greet (500)
5. If I see these people I avoid eye contact and jump into a nearby bush (1000)

All of the categories are mutually exclusive. I figure I probably only know about 1577 people right?

Why do people always seek my approval of their boyfriends? I'm not a mom, you know? I mean, I'm flattered that my opinion matters, but the probability I will like your boyfriend is incredibly low as I never think anyone is good enough for my friends (especially if you're higher up on the above pyramid), so if you don't want to be disappointed then I would suggest not asking because I feel bad telling the truth.