Old people

You guys know what a snake charmer is? Well, I'm an old people charmer. For some odd reason I have this way of seducing older people into liking me--useless talents as usual. It's probably because I'm one of them. I honestly feel that my inner self is a 67 year old grandma. This may have something to do with the fact that my back is always hurting (although this could possibly be due to falling off the balcony ten years ago) and my incredibly dry hands.

"What do you do for fun?"
"...play music..."
"What? You're so weird... and old"

I suppose. What do normal people do for fun? I don't know, maybe it's a good thing. I like older people more than people around my age anyways. They're less... stupid and useless. You know that saying? You can learn something from everyone you meet or something like that? The incidence and probability of that occurring is infinitely higher in people that are older. Come to think of it I don't have many friends that are younger than me and the ones that I do have tend to not be stupid and useless. This is rather conspicuous and should be inherent to most people, so I don't know why I'm even talking about this. Why would you purposely seek out stupid and useless friends, right?

I got a call this morning at 4:00am from some guy in New York, "Hey, sexy what are you doing?" I was so confused, "Whaa? I'm sleeping you have the wrong number" "I don't understand didn't you give me this number at the bar the other night?" Poor guy. What a horrible, but understandable thing to do. I must learn from this mysterious sexy girl.