Flesh

What kind of ridiculous people eat yogurt in this weather? We are so smart. I'm already cold all the time--including all of the time spent in those half-heated classrooms. I probably have some form of a blood circulation disease. If there were ever a time to steal an incubator from work it would be now. I'm not too sure how much that would contribute to heating up my apartment. I would probably end up growing a bunch of bacteria instead because that's generally how my life plays out when I execute my 'brilliant' ideas.

I really love Yahoo. I feel like they're very in tune with my ideologies. Take this article for example in which Watson (Watson and Crick) states that the progression of cancer research is nearly nonexistent. That's what I've been trying to tell everyone since I started GI research in Sacramento, but no one listens to me! If you look at the cancer research papers they all talk about what isn't causing it (mine included).The double helix guy has to tell them for them to realize "Ahh, yes there will most likely not be a prominent cancer-curing drug in the next century." Please, any idiot can tell you that. I certainly did.

Every time I go to Costco I always tell myself that I'm not going to buy any type of food because I can't finish it. You would think that I learned my lesson with that giant bag of broccoli last year... I pretty much ate only broccoli for a week and I was still unable to finish it. It got to the point where I was dreaming about broccoli. Being the genius that I am, I forgot about all of this, bought a giant container of kiwis, and am now trying very hard to finish them. I feel as if I've eaten ten already, but if that's true WHY is it still full?! Icing on the cake (I hate that saying): I don't even like kiwis.