Will you?

"When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes shall be scattered on top of Mt. Everest!"
"What the heck?! I hope I die before you, so I don't get stuck with your crappy will!"

HAHA! I love you too. I think I deserve a hike up Mt. Everest for the many nothings I have done in my life.

Okay, so I've been collecting some quotes that I think are awesome, but aren't commonly used:

"Never play leap frog with a unicorn"
"A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence"
"Tell me without using cheap words like love"
"In my heart, I'm on the verge of throwing you in front of a cab"
"When people bring you down pull them down with you!"
"People that don't laugh are evil"
"Everybody wants the truth, but no one wants to be honest"

Ah, that last one. Very true. When is the last time you've told someone honestly how you felt? It's hard because it's embarrassing. You know what else is embarrassing? I'm embarrassing. I think it's okay to be embarrassing once in a while. I've also concluded that it's okay to lie to people if they know you're lying and it'll make them happy--you can act as if whoever you're with at any given moment is the most important person on Earth. Who knows, maybe they are or will be.

I spent Valentine's day breathing into a lab respirator thing. It was wonderful. To be honest, I had fun.