Shoot me now

"...that's why people don't say honest goodbyes because when things come to an end people freak out and they act crazy and they lie." Life lesson from 30 Rock (I can't believe it ended. I will miss you, Tina Fey). How true is that?! It's so true! That's exactly what I do. I'm really horrible at goodbyes because I always want to cry, so I smile and pretend that everything is perfectly fine.

Have you guys ever seen single shoes lying around on the side of the road? I drove past a few today on the freeway and I was just wondering how those things end up there. My theory is that people drive around and suddenly they feel a compulsive desire to take off one shoe and throw it out the window. I don't really have a better explanation. Educate me.

Am I supposed to graduate already? What have I learned exactly...?

Friday night is the best time to do laundry because everyone is busy out having a life. I need to get this lab paper thing done, but every time I look at the blank Microsoft Word document I leave my computer and go play piano because I'm frustrated. Does anyone else do that? When you know you have to write a 30 page paper and you feel so overwhelmed that you don't know where to begin, so you watch Bridesmaids instead and realize how screwed you are when you look at the clock and it's 8:40pm...