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R: "You're such a liar!"
J: "What? Why?"
R: "I waved at you yesterday, but you walked away!"

MY BAD. Okay, you guys have to realize that I don't do this intentionally. I'm pretty much blind when it comes to seeing people. If I look like I'm avoiding you it's probably because I truly cannot see you. Well, I mean... unless I jump into a nearby bush... then it probably means I'm avoiding you. The fact that I'm always wearing sunglasses doesn't help the situation, but if I don't wear sunglasses my eyes start to water like crazy when I'm outside. The optometrist says that I have a very thin cornea. If I happen to take off my sunglasses I'll probably start squinting and that's when people accuse me of glaring at them. I'm so misunderstood. :(

Yesterday a grandma complimented my clothing. This happens too often. Middle aged women and old ladies always have something to say about my attire. I'm not too sure if I should be happy or concerned. I'm starting to question whether or not I dress like a grandma. If anything at least let me be a sexy grandma.

I was going to email my supervisor, but changed my mind after I realized that I drank over a liter of tea and coffee. Nothing good ever comes out of delusional emails. You know how gmail has that one feature that allows you to "un-send" something? It's actually limited to only a few minutes after you send it, making it completely useless. If I send something out I'm not going to realize that what I wrote was completely ridiculous until when/if I read it again while not delusional which is precisely why I have so many "Oh my gosh, I can't believe I just said that" moments in my life. Whoo. I feel (and probably look) like a potato today. Is today groundhog's day or am I completely off?