J: "Okay, what?"
M: "You know when you wear your hat and glasses frames and go out dressed like a crazy person thinking that you're all secretive and no one recognizes you?"
J: "Yeah?"
M: "You look exactly the same as you usually do... so..."
Really?! That's so disappointing! I feel like I'm so well disguised! Here, you guys can judge for yourselves.
The bags under my eyes are no joke. Please ignore them. I have so many I could go shopping... ha... okay, not funny. Anyway, I only go out looking like this when I'm too lazy to put on real clothes. Of course whenever I do I always walk really fast and avoid direct eye contact with everyone. Darn. Maybe I should go out in a chicken suit--though somehow I feel that might draw more attention.
Look at what happened to my car! I swear it's not because I'm always checking myself out. I flipped the thing to the front when I was driving and the mirror fell down and stabbed my thigh. I tried to fix it and then the plastic thing came off too. My car is officially turning into a ghetto junker. Sad life :( I'm saving up to buy one of these.
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