Gremlin

I went outside and my car was gone. I forgot that they were still doing the whole road thing because they didn't put up any signs, so they towed my car. I was running around frantically for about 15 minutes thinking that they must have sent my car into oblivion. I was about to give up and start crying out of frustration when I found it parked at the very corner of the furthest parking lot. Wow... I almost had a heart attack. I'm too old for this.

It's kind of dark... I hope you guys can read that. I can't believe I've been living here for three years and I didn't see this sign until two days ago. It's comforting to know that I will have deformed children in the future. Either that or I'll die of cancer. Better yet, I'll have deformed children with cancer as I die of cancer. Hooray.

While I should have been studying for the practical I spent an hour watching dog videos. I'm probably doomed, but how can you resist this overwhelming cuteness?