Specificity

This is hilarious. This is probably where models get their inspiration. Somewhat related, I still can't figure out why people on Facebook take pictures with their arms sticking out at a ninety degree angle. I tried it and it didn't seem to make me look any better, so I'm still confused.

The other day I was looking at my arms and I realized that I have a lot of scars, but the weird thing is the fact that I can remember exactly how I got each one. There was this one scar that I got in art class when we were using x-acto knives to etch out some intricate design. The guy next to me (I never liked him) was fooling around with the knife and he stabbed my arm. I stood there bleeding because I was in shock and didn't know how to respond. I managed to scream out "What the hell! You stabbed me!" but I don't remember much else about what happened after that.

The scar on my forehead was from preschool. I was running to try and get the crayons before the other kid when I ran straight into the shelf and my head started bleeding. I remember the preschool instructor completely freaked out and started calling a bunch of people. For some reason I didn't cry. It's probably one of the advantages of having a big head. I know I went to get stitches, but I don't remember anything after the anesthesia.