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Starbucks baristas will never cease to amaze me. It's such a nice way to start off the day. I really don't think I've ever received a genuine smile from anyone else at 5:00am--even those that claim to be "morning people." The other day my friend wanted me to wake her up at 6:00am to go to the gym. When she answered the phone she sounded like a dying moose, got mad at me, and wailed for me to go away. Not such a morning person after all, eh? Then I showed up on her doorstep (because that's what happens when you ignore me) and when she opened the door she looked like this. I think I jumped and said something because I remember getting hit. Sad life :( Well, Mondays.

You know what I did this weekend? I watched half a season of New Girl. I think my brain cells have decreased significantly. At one point I thought my brain was liquefying.  That being said, that show is  pretty dang funny. Go watch it if you have nothing better to do with your life.

Isn't that disgusting? The ants were abnormally large as well.