WHY

I've come to realize that I really just hate people. Maybe it's my own fault. I wish I could have a more authoritative presence. Maybe I need to stop smiling. It seems that no one listens to me or cares about what I'm saying. I'm merely a fly that's buzzing around their ears and they swat me away as does an old man reading his newspaper on a Saturday afternoon. I asked them to finish their individual presentation slides on Saturday. I check my email Sunday and what do I find? "Oh, I'll get it to you sometime this week." Okay, people. I don't have free time to do this during the weekday. You may have time to waste your lives away, but I don't. I didn't want to put this presentation together, but since no one gives a crap it's quite unfortunate that I have to do it. Another strain of Yersinia pestis needs to be introduced into the world. Either that or I'm going to concoct my own H1N5 strain and throw it at people. My faith in humankind continues to decay exponentially. I need a good laugh right about now. Let me just go look at a mirror.