Cilantro

I realize I can write essays more rapidly when I'm delusional. I haven't slept in two days. I drank so much coffee that I'm shaking. This is should be good. What's funny is the fact that teachers actually LIKE the outcome of my delusional writing. Actually, I realized this odd fact after High School. There was this one time I spent a week on an essay trying to perfect it by scrutinizing every little detail. I proofread it everyday and worked SO hard on it. I ended up getting an A-. I was depressed like heck because I poured my heart into that thing. A week later, I was still bitter and we had another essay due. I totally gave up on getting an A and concluded that I would be fine with getting a B+, so I wrote it an hour before class. Guess what I got on that essay? A+. Ridiculous? Yeah. The lesson to be learned here: procrastinate on essays, get good grades. Try hard? Automatic fail.

My stomachhhhhh. Frick. @______@

J: "Have you heard from L? I haven't seen her essay or slides..."
S: "Nope... I bet she was partying... -_-"
J: "LOL I wasn't going to say it but... totally read my mind :)"

My favorite presentation group-mate: the only one that's useful and does good work. I'm so happy I'm not alone. Suffering is easier when there's someone else there. It's due tomorrow what is that idiot thinking?! I swear some people have been put on this Earth to drive me insane.