Empty hollow

How to anger me (even though I'll never admit to you that I'm irritated because of these reasons):

1. Shower/use bathroom when you know I'm about to use it.
2. Unsanitary
- the first two only apply if you live with me
3. Unpunctual
4. No common sense
5. Inconsiderate

6. Those people that try to "fix" all of your problems by painting them with rainbows and unicorns.
- What I mean is when you want to just rant/vent about something to get it out of your system, but these people find the need to "comfort" you when really what they're doing is escalating the problem. Really, all I want is a "that sucks" or "whaaat, that's horrible" I don't want you to try and tell me "maybe it'll be better in the future" or "brighten up! it's not only you, everyone has to do it too!" SHUSH! If I'm complaining it means I want to yell, so just let me. LET ME YELLLLLL. >:o

It just sucks that the only person that knows how to actually make me feel better about life is 2905 miles and two time zones away from me. I think the only things that work are sequentially: agreement, humor, and logic. Of course you have to know how to piece these together properly or else I'll still be... :( but I'll pretend that I feel better regardless.