What birthday

Stupid Groupon sending me emails in spanish because they think I don't know how to read it. Oh please, I took four years of High School spanish for exactly this reason. "Aca puedes desuscribirte..." You're darn right, yo puedo. They made the unsubscribe link excruciatingly small and in spanish thinking that I wouldn't be able to navigate towards the button, but they were wrong! I have outwitted them and unsuscribed. Senora Mora for the win! (I still have her cell phone number lol)

Anyways, yes it is 6:00am and I am awake. It's not like I want to be, but I woke up at 2:43am (after going to sleep at 1:00am) when the door slammed and then I couldn't go back to sleep. It's so frustrating when it's so hard for me to fall sleep as it is and when I'm finally able to sleep something HAS to wake me up. I wish I could turn on a giant noise canceler before I go to sleep, but I guess I shouldn't be complaining... 1 hour and 43 minutes is better than 5 minutes. Oh, someone asked me a question the other day, "Why do you always know exactly what time it is when you wake up?" I just realized that this must seem kind of strange. It's because the first thing I do when I wake up is check my phone (subsequently, the time) and for some reason I always remember the exact number. Actually, I've always had this weird thing with numbers. If I'm reading a textbook, watching a movie, etc. if there are numbers involved I'll always remember the exact numbers which is also why if you tell me your birthday once I'll end up remembering it for life and that, of course, makes me creepy when I say happy birthday to you when you don't ever remember telling me your birthday. It's the curse of the numbers-- useful for school, not useful for social encounters. It goes down like this...

J: "Hey! Happy Birthday!!"

Person X: "Haha thanks!-- wait... how do you know it's my birthday.."

J: "Oh you told me remember? Back in Chem last year"

Person X: "...uhh no I didn't..."

J: "Yeah you did, remember when he was talking about nomenclature and you told me?"

Person X: "...no..." walks away

Yet another reason why I have no friends.