So, I went to the gym after studying from 3pm-11pm at the library. I decided I should switch it up and try out some of the random equipment they put on the side of the room. What I've always wanted to try was the ab roller. If you guys don't know what that is here is a picture. Anyway, it looked something like that except it was a ghetto-er version. I started to roll my abs (or whatever...) and it was extremely painful, but if it's not painful then it probably isn't working right? Well, I did a grand total of two before the stupid ab roller decided to ROLL out from under me (in the direction towards my feet). Therefore, I ended up falling on my face and getting rug burn on my hands and knees as well. I am so attractive words cannot even describe. Who knew the innocent little ab roller could be this dangerous? I'm sure it would have worked fine if it were on regular carpet or wood floor. Perhaps I can attribute my injury to the fact that the "gym" floor is lined with thin (0.5mm) carpet. I wish I could take picture to show you guys, but I'm at the library.
Also, about 30 minutes ago someone called me. Her name was Cordelia and she was with the mental institution. I know this because she left me a voice message. She said that she was looking forward to meeting me and that she wanted to leave me her personal number in case I needed to get in contact with her. What does this mean? I mean I know I may seem crazy sometimes, but this was not necessary. Whoever referred me to the mental institution... I will find you... and hunt you down!
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