Burst

Does anyone still read magazines? I tried reading one today and flipped through the whole thing in about 5 minutes. I then proceeded to stare at the back cover ad of the magazine with some naked guy as I wondered to myself... uhh... where did the magazine go? I skipped past all of the ads and it led me to the last page. In that case, what's the point of buying magazines anymore when it's the equivalent of buying a book of ads. Some magazines are better than others, but the ones that I think are the worst have got to be Allure and Lucky. There's literally no substance--and it leaves your hands smelling like whatever nasty smell people are trying to advertise through the magazine. It's worse if there's more than one perfume advertisement because then you end up with a mixture of nasty smells. Yum.

Two days ago I saw someone walking around with a 陽傘 (sun umbrella) on campus and I laughed out loud. I wonder why this trend never caught on in America. Probably because everyone here wants to be tan/black and get skin cancer. Yay for wrinkles! Yeah... I don't know what's up with the toad, but whatever you know what I mean.

I didn't think that I was that stressed out, but apparently my body is telling me otherwise. I didn't sleep again last night because I just couldn't. This really sucks. Though I did end up being semi-productive, which is good. Oh, but that's not my body rebelling. My body is rebelling by this nasty thing growing on my eye. I don't know what the freak it is, but it's scaring me and I'm going to ignore it for today and if it doesn't go away by tomorrow I'm going to pop that sucker off.