Crown

I spent my morning making Jamba Juice deliveries because this buy one get one free card I unintentionally stole from my aunt expires today and I felt obligated to use it. I felt like a smoothie Santa Claus. I bought 6. I think I should do random things like this more often; it makes people smile. Anyway, the lady that used my card said that she needed to reset her whole system before she could tell me my remaining balance and she told me I had to wait for 10 minutes. I told her that was fine, but I ended up leaving because 1. the smoothies were already done and 2. ain't nobody got time for that.

Those of you that know me well enough know that I tend to say ridiculous things because I think they're funny. Something that has been very common as of late is that people will say "It's so hot" and I will most likely reply "Is it because I'm here?" or some variation of that. People generally just roll their eyes, but some people have gotten creative these days. Here are some funny responses I've received:

"...No, just no"
"That's never the reason!"
"Then explain why it's hotter at your school after you left..."

I neglected all of the work that I had to get done this weekend and hung out with people instead. I'm sitting here munching on candies that taste like lead to prevent myself from falling asleep. I don't want to be at my house because I'm too cheap to pay for air conditioning. In any event, it would most likely be ineffective as everyone turns on the air conditioning around this time. Blackouts all day every day.