Coriander

After I turned in my final my professor followed me outside:

"So Joanna let me ask you, what are you doing after graduation?"
"...I'm going to be a drug dealer."
"Now THAT is a good idea, but I think everyone should learn how to hack. If you can hack, you will succeed. Anyway, I'm sure you're getting several job offers, but if you want to you're always welcome to join my lab. I would be honored to work with you."

HEART. So cute. So very cute. You see?! This is my problem. I don't know what I should do because there are too many awesome people/institutions to work with. I'm such an idiot. When people offer me jobs I think, "YOU LIKE ME!!!" and then when I think things through logically it's more like, "Oh gosh, what am I going to do, I have to decide..."

shove
"Pfft. I filled out six pages for you to grade."
"What a brat, as usual. Let's hang out sometime."

I've been fortunate with TAs this quarter. I either don't have any or I like them. As you guys have concluded, I am a graduate student seducer -_-. All in a day's work.

Seriously though, this would likely happen if I ever tried...