Contraception

When you know which barista is going out with who you know you spend too much time at Starbucks. This is all the excitement I encounter in my life. It's like a mini-soap opera that I've created for myself. Sad life.

Okay, so you guys know how going to the restroom is a function of timing and circumstance, so that you never have to see the person that either peed before or after you as you're washing your hands? Don't act like you don't do this because everyone does this. Anyway, I was leisurely using the restroom and this lady burst in, peed, and ran out so fast that I kind of got scared. She had to beat me, clearly.

Is it bad that I read that as prostitution? I got a little bit excited, not going to lie.

This song is so cute. If anyone needs study music...

66 page article. Really? How can anyone have that much to say? How do people have the energy to peer-review that? Walking dead. Then again, on the brink of death has become the norm these days.