An ode

Swifter. Probably the most innovative invention on the face of the Earth. If people thought snuggies were amazing... they probably don't have a Swifter. Not many people understand how many functions a Swifter really has. That's because they have no creativity. Do you think that this brilliant contraption is limited to cleaning tiles and wood floors? No. Little did you know that this little mop can be used to kill bugs in all areas and all angles of the house. Oh, is there a mosquito in the corner of the living room? Don't worry, bust out the Swifter. With it's boxy form figure it can attack the pest and exterminate it within seconds. (I would like to admit that I do none of the killing) What else can you do with a Swifter? Well... if your 500lb neighbors upstairs are jump-roping you can take that Swifter and whack the ceiling with all your might (not me, but true story.. I live on the top floor... should I start jump-roping?).

So you see? Get creative :)