Hair loss

My hands are so dry... they look like some cracked grandma's feet. This is really attractive, viewer discretion advised. I ran out of hand lotion and I refuse to use my face lotion because that stuff is too expensive to use on my hands (being the nerd I am, I calculated this and it comes out to about $2 for every mL... gosh dang my sensitive face=$300 spent on facial products. FML).

You know, there are seriously some people that make me very uncomfortable. Do you guys know I'm talking about? Those people that 1. ignore everything you say 2. don't respond to anything you say 3. don't laugh/smile ever 4. take too long to respond 5. always try to give you advice when you don't want it. I think I need to explain...

1. they ignore everything because they don't want to talk to you? But it's not that they hate you... they're just socially awkward? I don't know, it's just weird.
2. kind of linked with the first one
3. this really irritates me because I like making people laugh... I can see how it wouldn't bother people if they're normally grumpy
4. you stand there and wait for a response, but they're speaking EXTREMELY slowly and you don't really know what to do with yourself because you want to make them speak faster, but it would be rude to point out that you could be utilizing your time more efficiently, so you shift your weight and fidget uncomfortably -_-
5. those self proclaimed "do-gooders" out there that are always trying to save the world when in reality all you want is to make conversation because there is essentially no solution to the situation you're presenting i.e. oh, so this weekend I ran into a wall when I was trying to get to my room in the dark response: well... maybe next time you should be more careful or buy a light (the normal response is "haha, you idiot" or some equivalent)

AND if someone happens to encompass all of these characteristics... it's enough to make you want to pull your hair out, agreed? Thereby, solving the mystery of the bald spot developing on the side of my head..