2's and 4's

To the couple kissing in the middle of the parking lot: Hi, it's great that you guys have found each other, but I need to get to my lab, so if you guys could PLEASE make out where it will not obstruct the flow of traffic that would be great. Thanks.

To the Safeway bread stockers: Hi, I know you guys are busy and I'm grateful for the fact that there's always bread on the shelves, but if you guys need a step ladder to put my bread at the back of the top shelf what makes you think I can reach that without a step ladder? -_-

To my advisor: Thank you for scheduling an appointment with me and then not showing up. You're awesome, really.

(and finally) To my NPB book: Why must you contain so much content? :( I will love you regardless... through good times and bad right? Right.