Why can't chickens fly?
Why is the ocean salty?
Why can't the guy sitting directly across from me stop farting? Oh my freaking gosh I'm going to die here. Someone save me.
Just me being a nerd as usual.
Z: Are solutions feminine?
J: Yeah... they should be
Z: Oh, yeah. They are.
J: because problems are males
J: HA.
--no one laughs-- = story of my life
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