Nothing eventful happened yesterday until around 10:45pm when I was walking back to the parking lot from the library. As all of you know, I hate walking in the dark alone so I'll usually call or text someone. Unfortunately for me, my phone was running out of battery, so I thought I should conserve it in case something really happened. I grabbed my umbrella in one hand and I was attempting to put in away as I continued walking. Out of nowhere a guy jumps out from behind a tree and launches himself right in front of me. I scream and react without thinking, hitting the guy with my umbrella. I hear "What the f-?!?!" as the guy runs onto the street and away from me. I compose myself.
"Oh... sorry.. heh.. you scared me"
...and the guy continued walking. How embarrassing. I attacked a stranger with my puny umbrella. I guess he had no intention of scaring me, but he happened to pop out of nowhere while I wasn't paying attention. Hey man, can you blame me? How would you guys have reacted under those circumstances?? It's only natural...
Anyway, that was probably the eventful part of yesterday. Now onto today. My genetics teacher provided us with a really funny example of recessive lethal genes (and also, who knew there was so much more to genetics than the Punnett square? I don't recall anyone ever teaching me more than that). So, apparently there is a gene in chickens that make their feet short (dwarfing). This gene is called the creeper gene... and this is what went down.
Teacher: "What would happen to the F2 generation if two creepers mated and had children? --wait I mean, not two creepers, but two creeper chicken-- I mean, two chicken that are creepers-- I mean... -_- you guys know what I mean"
The whole class was laughing, but you had to be there to understand. Genetics jokes... it's gotten to this point. I am such a dork.
TO ALL THE GUYS OUT THERE... is this true???
"...no matter how much I liked a girl, no matter how much I wanted her and just her exclusively, I’d never tell her that purely for fear of looking weak and pathetic. If we were ever to move beyond the vague, undeclared status that characterizes every relationship in its early phase, well, that would be up to her. Most guys think this way."
For real? You know we're the ones waiting for YOU to make the move. Then if everyone is just waiting for one another no one is ever going to get anywhere and everyone is going to be "just friends" for life. -_-; Here's the full article if you want to read it... and if you're a guy you should. NO BIG GESTURES. Geez, so uncomfortable. Well, not until it's a marriage proposal and you've been dating for a long time. Women don't like to be caught off guard. Remember that and you shall go far, young grasshopper.
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