Everybody, let's clap together shall we? Clap, clap, clap. Good job. Really, this takes the cake. You break the sink by shoving food down the drain and it is clogged, so what do you do? Continue to shove more food down the drain. Oh no! You see that the food has remained in the sink and the water level continues to rise? What do you do? You continue to use the sink as if there is nothing wrong with it. You see that the sink remains clogged after two days. What do you do? You TURN ON THE DISHWASHER AND FLOOD OUR HOUSE. Good freaking job. Clap, clap, clap. I don't think I've ever met another person with so little common sense. Her brain must be the size of a pea (comparing her brain to a pea would be generous in this case). Really, just-- congratulations on being the stupidest person I've ever met in my life. I was going to take a picture of the sink to show you guys, but every time I look at that thing I want to puke. Gross. I feel like everything looks like this.
Minus the sink fiasco, today was an alright day I suppose. I mean you can't really get too excited when you're just running away from your problems all your life right? I went to Starbucks earlier and I'm currently at the library being extremely productive as you can tell. A guy just sat next to me... out of all of the seats that are empty here he chose the one RIGHT next to me. Sigh... should I move? I'm not comfortable.
I've been chewing a piece of gum for over two hours, but I have no where to spit it out...
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