So I got back to the apartment around 12:00am to avoid unwanted... "things" and I went to shower, so that I could sleep earlier. I walk into the bathroom realizing that it smelled like crap, but ignored the smell and continued to open the shower curtain-- to find a giant mound of crap (literally) sitting at the base of our bathtub. Okay... what the hell, I thought to myself. Being drunk is NO excuse for crapping in the bathtub. I am NOT cleaning that up. I knock on I's door and tell say... "um.. yeah dude there's crap in our bathtub..." she goes to look and she says that she hasn't been here all day. Well if I haven't been at the apartment for the whole day and she hasn't been at the apartment the whole day who was the culprit? Side note: I don't think you guys understand how BAD this crap smelled.. it smelled like moldy cheese diarrhea or something. I would have taken a picture, but I was too busy suffocating. Anyways, we had M come look at the crap and we determined that it was that damn cat (what is that saying? where owners and pets are alike...). So, I woke her up and told her to clean the crap (I didn't wake her up, "I" woke her up" like hell I'm talking to her). Well, the cat crap fiasco was the most excitement since.. yeah haha.
Despite the cat crap, I was in an extremely good mood yesterday. I was singing and dancing everywhere getting ready to get the heck out of there you know? So, last night I thought I would raise hell. For once in my life I decided to be the rebel. Once the A/C went on I went out to turn it off after about 5 minutes. Why? Because it was damn cold. I just wish we could get some respect around here you know? When we turn on the heater in Winter she immediately turns it off and we leave it off for an extremely long time-- until it gets cold again. The three of us feel the same way about the thermostat, so it's not just me being a baby. I'm glad to say that I had a partner in crime last night. I turned it off about 3-4 times and "I" turned it off about 3-4 times as well. It's Sparta, baby. But, like I said it's because I was feeling like a rebel. I figured, hey I'm not even going to be there for the next... who knows how long, so I might as well :)
Oh! By the way, I have officially been de-friended on Facebook. I kept checking because I knew that she would do that. I just laughed because I feel like all 白人 are like that. Because that's exactly what my sex addict room mate did last year.
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