Okay so my life isn't that pathetic (although I must say it's almost there). Today after I ran at the "gym" (I say that in quotes because the gym at my apartment is a bit pathetic... one treadmill, one cross trainer, a few bike machines and a few weights) I went with my roommates to go watch Easy A because we had nothing better to do and we were all dying because the air conditioning in our apartment was failing at life. The filter was on, but the rooms were almost as hot as your mom (come on, I haven't done that in a while let me be). Only after that movie did I realize that I am a complete nerd. There were so many literary references in the movie and there were several moments in which I was cracking up while no one else in the theater was laughing. So I thought to myself, okay then-- I guess no one reads mid-nineteenth century literature. Humph. Well either way, I embrace being the nerd I am. Power to the people 8)
My Com (comparative literature) teacher wanted us to buy 4x6 index cards. At first I thought that those were the normal sized ones. After I went to target I realized that 4x6 is significantly larger than the default even though they're only 3x5. Now the majority of you are probably saying 'no shi-' right now but come on, if you don't see it in person it's hard to imagine. I was trying to measure with my hands and fingers. Which ended up in failure (as my life often does).
The other day I went to get a chest x-ray (I needed it for my internship, I forgot to tell you guys that I did indeed get the one that I wanted at the medical-surgical wing) and the last time I got one was in 2007 when I was starting to volunteer at SUMC (Stanford University Medical Center). I completely forgot how awkward it could be. First, the lady asked me if there was any possibility that I was pregnant. I really don't think that was necessary, I mean come on, just look at me. Next she handed me these two little stickers that she told me to put on my err chest... I really don't know why they would do that. I'm assuming that they do that so they know the orientation of your boobs. I'm wondering if guys have to do it as well. I mean, some guys do have boobs... I'm just sayin... well either way, my left boob is so lopsided I'm pretty sure they won't be able to tell that it's my boob. Alright you guys don't really need to know this information I am going to shut up now.
Facial mask time. Hey, what can I say, I have to go attract a few guys right? (by the way there are several good looking guys in my Biology class... we'll see where this leads) And if I don't attract them I should take care of my face so that at the very least I don't scare anyone away, I mean I already scared the cat that's living with us.
read & grow old <3
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