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Due to the frequent staring at my hand as I furiously pump out MCAT essays I have now come to realize that the veins on my left hand spell out "HI." Weird because I never noticed this before. Just like I've never noticed that I have a mole on my left boob. Sorry, you guys didn't need to know that. I'll stop.

How to seduce a guy.

1. Ask him about himself, guys love to talk about themselves so let them.

2. Take interest in what they're interested in, but don't stalk them.

3. Never tell a guy he's skinny (they find this offensive, I've learned the hard way).

4. Don't purposely act dumb, they'll just think you're idiotic.

5. Smile. :)

How to seduce a girl.

1. Every girl loves creative presents or thoughtful gifts.

2. Be a good listener. Guys that remember small details are my favorite.

-I remember telling this guy about how I like my coffee. The next day he brought me a coffee exactly the way I had described it. I was pretty impressed to say the least.

3. Compliment! A lot of girls are self-conscious. (but don't lie)

4. Play an instrument or a sport.

5. Be romantic. No girl can resist this (we're all looking for our prince).

This was just for fun. How to seduce a guy is based on (for the most part) personal experience, but I'm single so you probably shouldn't take any advice from me. And how to seduce a girl is based on what the majority of girls like to see in a guy (myself included) so this one should be more accurate. Last words of wisdom, don't go around seducing people that you aren't interested in. Playing with emotions is terrible and someone is bound to get hurt. Also, if guys are overly romantic they may end up with a female stalker. Just a word of warning.

seduce & steal fruit <3