Monday, May 17, 2010

Sing or pee?

Kids are not too great. Seriously, what do they contribute to the world? All they do is whine at grocery stores, eat their boogers, and pee in pools. Have you guys been to the pool at YMCA? They put ridiculous amounts of chlorine in it because the stupid kids pee in there all the time. I don't really relish swimming in someone else's pee. I'll swim in my own. Ew. No I won't but I'd prefer it over some kid's pee. Besides, I drink so much water my pee is clear anyways. Why am I talking about pee...

Right. The other day I was wondering: If kids pee in pools do they pee in showers? Or maybe just, do people pee in showers in general? I mean theoretically, all of the water goes to the same place right? So in some strange twisted way I suppose it makes sense. I mean this is easier to explain than to try and argue that Redvines are a fruit (which they're really not... they don't even have fruit flavoring). In that case, is it comfortable? I don't know I can't really imagine peeing anywhere other than a toilet. If you pee in the shower then you're going to have to explain that to me one of these days; however, please don't pee in my shower. Thanks.

Well, I think I'll be a normal person and sing in the shower instead.

avoid idiots & bring an umbrella just in case <3

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