Beyond kids

What's with this Yaz thing that has been in all of the commercials lately (or maybe it's just Hulu)? Have you guys seen this thing? It's pretty ridiculous. Apparently it's some kind of magical birth control pill. Though I don't quite understand it.

Something else I don't understand is the fact that they have a bunch of smiling women in the background blowing bubbles and laughing by themselves in the car. Have you ever realized that for any and every drug commercial they always have people smiling, laughing, and having a good time in the background? While I'm on the subject there's one more thing. At the end of drug commercials they always talk about the side effects and the risks associated with taking the drug. No one can ever understand what they're saying because they're speaking so fast that it's incomprehensible, which kind of defeats the purpose of even informing people at all. It's kind of like they're speaking another language. I'm pretty sure if they muttered that the drug would turn you into an alien no one would catch it.

Anyway, back to Yaz. They chose "Beyond birth control" as their slogan. But how does a birth control pill go beyond being a birth control pill? That just doesn't happen. That is, unless it has the ability to literally rip the eggs out of your ovaries, then I would understand.

Happy late mother's day. However, I hope no one reading this is a mother... or using Yaz for that matter.

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