Thursday, May 20, 2010

Chew chew

I have an enormous bone to pick. It's been bothering me for the longest time and it's so big that it's the size of a t-rex thigh bone, but I'm afraid I can't tell you guys what it is until after my last final. It's going to be an epic post so stay tuned in... 19 days (this is counting weekends, 10 more school days left). You get to know about everything that has happened this year I'll only withhold a few events in which I'll probably complain to you about when you see me in person.

Anyway, before I get ahead of myself and get into summer vacation mode I realize that I haven't really updated much on my personal life lately and that's kind of the point of this blog. However, I'm sure all of you know the extent of my college life is studying for exams so there's really nothing to talk about. Like I said, if you want any of the juicy stuff you're either going to have to wait until my last post before summer, read story behind the story, or call me. Unfortunately, I have previously underestimated peoples' stalking abilities.

I've been extremely lazy lately. I've been so lazy that I haven't fed myself. That combined with the fact that I only have mangos and soup left, makes me want to just lay down and die. Let's see, what did I eat yesterday? A mango and 2 packs of gum. I don't know I really don't have the energy to go out and feed myself. Oh, about the gum. I actually do have a story to tell you guys.

Yesterday I was in my English class and I was bored out of my mind because the teacher tends to drag out the class in order for it to reach 2 hours. So, in the middle of class I was falling asleep and I decided to chew some gum. Being an idiot as usual I decide to see if I can manage to chew the whole pack of gum at once. I shoved all twelve pieces of gum in my mouth and started chewing. Knowing my luck, right at that very moment the teacher said, "Okay, now turn to a partner and discuss blah blah blah." Great. I turned to the guy sitting next to me and I smiled at him trying to hide the giant wad of semi-chewed gum in my mouth. He took my silence as a signal that I didn't want to talk first, so he started talking. While he was talking I just kept nodding my head while trying to find somewhere to spit out the gum. No such luck, the trashcan was miles away. He probably thought something was wrong with me, but everyone seems to think that so there's nothing different there. Conclusion? I guess there really is no conclusion to this story... except for the fact that: yeah, it's possible to chew 12 pieces of gum at one time, you'll just look like an idiot doing so.

use valet parking & get pinkberry mango mini with fruits <3

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