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I've just about had it with these stupid Native Americans. They're making me angry. Life isn't helping much. I was really tempted to just skip Chemistry discussion this morning because he said he was just going to go over lab but I decided against it because well, I can't skip a class... it's just not right. I can't even arrive late to a class because I feel guilty to the max. Needless to say I'm chicken poo. Ah well, Chemistry discussion is actually one of the useful discussion classes out there.

However, it turns out Chemistry discussion was a complete waste of time today. I was sitting there staring at the wall and writing angrily in Chinese. Come to think of it I always write in Chinese if I'm irritated. I feel like if I write in Chinese then whatever I write is secretive and no one knows what I'm writing about which is stupid because I'm obviously not the only person that knows how to read/write Chinese. Clearly there's something wrong with my logic.

I was on my way back from Chemistry discussion and the wind was trying to push me off my bike with the strength that a fat man exerts when he blows out his birthday candles. Anyway, I'm there trying to get the bike to move when my hat decides to fly off so I stop my bike and chase my hat down in the middle of the road. My hat keeps moving as I'm running after it like a mad woman (I was afraid my bike would get stolen) but finally I picked it up. When I looked up, a white pick-up truck had stopped and the driver was laughing at me as he watched the whole ordeal. Well. Wonderful. As I continued biking, I biked past the pine trees and the wind was blowing so hard that a branch of bushy pine needles decides to fall down right in front of me. I screamed and hit the brakes. I thought that the pine needles were some drunken bird that fell out of the nest and the next thing I thought was that I would run over the drunken bird. Believe me, the last thing I needed on this lousy morning was bird guts all over my bike. After I realized that it was just a bundle of pine needles I felt like an idiot. How embarrassing. I suppose that's all for this morning. Fail and fail.

I don't know why, but as of now I'm pretty addicted to Tipsy (by J-Kwon). It's probably because the beat is really catchy. I might be turning into a gangster. I must be developing some kind of problem because in the music video on youtube there's a doorbell that keeps ringing and I keep thinking that it's the AIM sound coming from my suite mates computer even though I know that there's a door bell in the music video.

My eyes are closing on me. I think I need some eye drops. Whenever I use eye drops someone always accuses me of being high and trying to hide the fact that my eyes are red. Do I look like the type of person that would get high? Goodness. Just because I have an endless supply of eye drops it doesn't mean that I smoke weed. It just means that I buy my eye drops from Costco, the happiest place on Earth where Churros are only 99 cents, and homeless people can get full off of free samples. Why do they always ask you how old you are before you try to grab a sample? I swear, those people need to just be quiet and hand out the samples. The children are hungry!

Alright. I'm going off in tangents. That means it's about time I leave this post. Native American testing time. Let's get this over with. Quick and painless, hopefully.

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