Folivore

It's that time of the year when there are a bunch of seasonal lights going up outside. I think they're nice to look at, but ain't nobody got money to pay for electricity. My friend and I were driving around residential areas checking out houses and there was this one house that was completely decked out, "Woah look, they even have a flashing anatomical heart ornament! They must be surgeons." "Joanna... I'm pretty sure that's a snowflake..." Okay, my bad.

Burmese food tastes nearly identical to Thai food except for certain things like tea leaf salad (not pictured) where they literally mix flavored tea leaves into the salad. It was just alright... I like Thai food better. My friends and I have been hooked on this exotic food exploration yelp adventuring thing for a while. It's pretty fun, but my intestines aren't thrilled, that's for sure.

I'm trying very desperately to apply "out of sight, out of mind" to my life. There's no point in thinking about someone unless you're planning to talk to them. I wish I could speed up my emotional progression to the point in which I feel nothing--it's almost there.

I'm trying to a buy a stainless steel light switch and I came across this hilarious thing. I know, I'm like five, but you have to admit it's pretty funny. Whoever thought of this must have been a cleverly-perverted genius.